EB: hey dave.

TT: sup

ATT: sup

EB: …

EB: dave…

TT: what

EB: dave, there’s two of you.

EB: this is the best day of my life!

TT: wait what

ATT: seriously what

AEB: hey dave, we’re out of mi- WHAT

EB: …what?

AEB: what are you doing here?

EB: what are YOU doing here?

AEB: are you a real john?

EB: i’m a real john!  prove you’re me!

AEB: there’s only one way to do that.

EB: oh yeah?

AEB: yeah.  you know what we’re gonna do?

EB and AEB: we’re gonna steal the declaration of independence

EB: john!

AEB: john!

EB: so nice to see you, buddy!

AEB: you too!  also i have an idea now.

EB: are you thinking what i’m thinking?

AEB: you bet i am!

TT: what are you two doing now

ATT: seriously

TT: egbert

TT: stop

ATT: egbert seriously stop

ATT: you too other egbert

EB and AEB: no!