EB: hey dave.
EB: dave, there’s two of you.
EB: this is the best day of my life!
TT: wait what
ATT: seriously what
AEB: hey dave, we’re out of mi- WHAT
AEB: what are you doing here?
EB: what are YOU doing here?
AEB: are you a real john?
EB: i’m a real john! prove you’re me!
AEB: there’s only one way to do that.
EB: oh yeah?
AEB: yeah. you know what we’re gonna do?
EB and AEB: we’re gonna steal the declaration of independence
EB: so nice to see you, buddy!
AEB: you too! also i have an idea now.
EB: are you thinking what i’m thinking?
AEB: you bet i am!
TT: what are you two doing now
ATT: egbert seriously stop
ATT: you too other egbert
EB and AEB: no!